husband school

When women become the dominant life form on Earth, capable of defending themselves with high technology without actually enjoying the taking of life, one out of eight women will be unfit for the job of wife. These will be trained, at public expense, in the oldest profession, to live on the wildlife preserves in order to help pacify the seven out of eight men who are unfit for the job of husband. They will be accompanied by an adequate quantity of body guards and armaments, or course.

So will the one out of eight men who are fit husbands need similar free education in the profession of husbanding? I say yes, since it has taken me six decades of living to feel like a grown up and experienced enough to put "husband (the newest profession?)" on my resume. This is not a representative sample, mind you.