Thursday, July 29, 2010

So. Back again. The first conference of the International Dada Centennial Committee has concluded that the murderous Homo Sapiens will be succeeded as dominant life form on Earth by another sentient life form that is capable of defending itself without the need for an instinctive love of committing senseless mass slaughter on battlefields. This sentient life form is not artists. (Homo Artificialis). It is women.

How will this sentient life form reproduce, seeing as it is entirely composed of one sex? Just as men became the dominant life form by domesticating dogs, cats, sheep, goats, horses, cattle, the women will become the dominant life form by domesticating husbands.

Will there still be men on Earth? Yes, though as technology renders unnecessary the instinct to commit senseless mass slaughter, and what you do not use you lose, the population of men will undergo severe losses. Women are, by nature, pro life, so they will be loath to allow men, or any other interesting component of biodiversity, to become extinct. Men, like buffalo, will be artificially kept alive on wildlife preserves, where they can kick butt, make high risk investments, play golf, and other activities that are good for the economy.

Won't they get horny? Of course, constantly. But just as one out of seven males is worthy of being a husband, one out of seven females will be unworthy of being a wife. These will be given tuition-free education in the oldest profession, which, by this time, has become, like everything else, high tech and highly paid. They will play an important role in keeping the men under control. They will eventually be replaced by hot looking robots.

What is the difference between a man and a husband? Men are capable of murder, theft, rape, domestic violence, and senseless mass slaughter. Husbands are not. Husbands are, however, perfectly capable of pulling the trigger on a surface to air missile, when the men try to escape the wildlife preserve, even though they will feel really bad afterwards.

To be continued.

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