clever, clever.

Cultural Terrorist thought he was just sooooooooo clever and original when he chose to call himself Cultural Terrorist, because who in their right mind would do this and risk alerting the FBI and the CIA and the Department of Homeland Security that he calls himself a terrorist and having them show up on his doorstep with handcuffs and getting his picture on Fox News and embarrassing his daughter to the point of changing her name before she is even married.

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But NooooooOOOOOOooooo! Turns out that when one googles "cultural terrorist," there are 6,610,000 freaking results, including people calling themselves cultural terrorists, and one calling George Bush a cultural terrorist and another calling Barack Obama a cultural terrorist. I am a firm believer in false humility, but the real kind is still not fun.